"Most alien invaders turn around and run away screaming rather than dare admit to themselves they found a perfectly functional and stable geocentric solar system. As long as they leave my little ponies in peace, I won't complain." -- Celestia
"I think it was more that one being can control a STAR like a marionette, and less the geocentric system itself, Your Highness. Seeing as how the second is merely odd to them, while YOU could vaporise their planet if you wanted. No offense." -- Princess Twilight Sparkle
"You'd be surprised how far some will go to protect their deep seated beliefs Twilight. One alien science vessel wanted to blow us up just so they wouldn't have to report the existence of a stable geocentric solar system and have to rewrite all their text books."